"The font can be a serif (curly) or sans serif (non-curly) font."

How's that for web design advice?
I'm realizing I REALLY have a problem retaining information learned in school. I can't make a website to save my life. If anybody wants to show me a thing or two, I'd be indebted for a long time.

Obvioulsy, the sites I'm finding aren't really the kind of thing I'm looking for, "curly" fonts are dumb...